Yea for chickpeas!!

See, but on South Beach, you could eat, like, five cans of them. I just had a humongous breakfast of eggs and homemade crabcakes (couldn't use breading, so they kind of fell apart, but who the f*#$!# was photographing them? No one!!). I could have five more helpings if I felt like it. Sure, it would end up like the pie-eating scene from "Stand By Me," but I'm just sayin'. But no starch and no sugar and no booze -- three of the four major food groups. Sigh.