Apricots love me,
Apples adore me,
Spinach and carrots can't do enough for me!
My love of chocolate is quite unrequited;
I fear a marriage would soon be benighted.
So, as the tiger might say to the antelope,
You know I love you but dear, we just canteloupe.
The weekend was truly a test
ReplyDeleteI really did try my best
But somehow my menu
Fell short of this venue
And here, as you see, I’ve confessed.
But now it is Monday
And no longer Sunday
My day was not filled with regret
For what’s done is done
And my time in the sun
Will come soon, as I’ve stopped eating $h!t